I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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