So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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