I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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