have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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