Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
