genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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