never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why do cheetos always look like penises
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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