All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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