One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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