And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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