Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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