i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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