On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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