There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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