I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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