Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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