even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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