there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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