i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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