I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The adults are the big ones right?
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