"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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