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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm too high and old for this...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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