Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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