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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...

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It's been a bad semester.

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(714): View more from California

Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?

(571): View more from Virginia

That hungover.

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