U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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