she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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