If i come over, it means nothing
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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