Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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