At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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