it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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