I'm drive I can fine osifer
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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