Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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