my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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