Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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