I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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