I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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