She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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