You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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