i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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