absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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