I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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