I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am midnight drunk by noon
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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