its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Alive.
So much puke
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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