In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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