I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My vagina is officially offended.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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