Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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