i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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