i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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