I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You smell like stripper and shame
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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