D3 body, D1 cock
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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