I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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