dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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