Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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