My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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