I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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