Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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